So I took my dog with me on the car ride to Mcdonalds
Because, unlike his sister, he actually enjoys car rides. And when we get there and I get my food I give him a french fry for being such a good boy. And he is all like

And I’m like bitch, this is a McDonald’s french fry, but he still refuses to eat it and then somehow sniffs out the one and only old, stale dog treat I have in the car and eats that instead.

